A Toe eyed cabbage is what you could call a person who just has the personality and the brain of cabbage, they are very annoying too, when using to insult someone you would say you are a head of a toe eyed cabbage
Zombieman699 is a head of toe eyed cabbage
by Jequavis Soleimani October 14, 2020
an ass hole who can't come up with an original insult to save his/her life and eat's unseasoned chicken dipped in vinyl paste
Person 1:"you look like shit today"
Person 2:"listen here you toe eyed cabbage i didn't get put on this damnable planet so you could spew unoriginal insults at me i hope you stub your toe while you look for your snack of unseasoned chicken dipped in vinyl paste
Person 2:"listen here you toe eyed cabbage i didn't get put on this damnable planet so you could spew unoriginal insults at me i hope you stub your toe while you look for your snack of unseasoned chicken dipped in vinyl paste
by Skyblazemoon May 7, 2021
Cunt, a very annoying (most likely a liberal) individual.
The word can be used as an insult at any time, anywhere
The word can be used as an insult at any time, anywhere
Listen here you Toe-Eyed Cabbage, I wasn’t born into this world so your fatass could shit out low level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe and have to crawl around your bedroom in the dark 3:47 AM in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers you absolute gormless minger.
by CHILLI CUM April 19, 2021