'to priss' is derived from 'to piss preventively'
this means taking a piss without really having to, just because you know you won't be able to piss for a while
this means taking a piss without really having to, just because you know you won't be able to piss for a while
"I'm going to priss before the movies"
"Damn, I forgot to priss before the ride. Now I have to ask the driver to pull over"
"Damn, I forgot to priss before the ride. Now I have to ask the driver to pull over"
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Poor guy doesn't have a pot to piss in.
by Steve Shutt September 14, 2005
Get the a pot to piss in mug.Any form of wealth, in money or commodities, originating from Scotland, when they had a piss pot. The poor urinated in a hole.
He doesn't have a pot to piss in.
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Get the a pot to piss in mug.by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
Get the how to piss deakythediscobean off mug.Although a seemingly harmless and fun mash-up of two phrases (Herbert Hoover's campaign promise of prosperity "A chicken in every pot" and it's counterpart phrase, "He/she doesn't have a pot to piss in" meaning the poor bastard/bastardette is beyond broke), this phrase actually refers to those who will put a chicken in a pot for no good reason other than to urinate on the postmortem bird (sometimes referred to as "Chissing").
In a perfect world, Pierre Michel would have a chicken for every pot to piss in just so he wouldn't be alone in his deviance working the graveyard shift at the chicken restaurant.
by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 15, 2013
Get the A chicken for every pot to piss in mug.Due to credit card companies raising rates on their cards upwards of 30% the average American doesn't have a Jackpot to piss in.
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