A freaking goodie

The pure shinyness the smoothness the cleanest the best of a African Americans bald scalp it's holy and secret it makes you think of a bongo everytime but you must resist each time you see one of these good lock people you must discreetly take a picture of it and send it to your friends with nothing more then a Oooooooooooo 🥁🥁🥁

Sheldon: man take a look at Jasons head that's one shiny head of his

(Takes a picture of the bald head)

Murphy: (one new message from Sheldon) the picture of the goodie caption reads' Oooooooooooo 🥁🥁🥁

Murphy: oh what a freaking goodie!!

by Bleeding guns February 3, 2023

freak shit

A TTRPG players overly elaborate mary sue character.

Player: Can I be a 1000 year old half-elf demi-dragon gestapo officer?
DM: No, I don't allow freak shit in my games.

by DJ dick gobbler September 26, 2022

Christmas freak

When your obsessed with Christmas 😕😕

Your a Christmas freak.

by Jess queen December 17, 2017

Freak-o kink-o

Someone who is a freak/freaky and kinky/has kinks at the same time!

Damn, you’re into musty scents sexually, huh? What a freak-o kink-o you are! 😏😼

by LingDanc803 December 9, 2022

freak flicking

The act of a man awkwardly touching a girl, or in an uncomfortable way for her.

Jack: hey we’re you at the party Saturday?
Vanto: yeah did you see tantayvious freak flicking lawneisha on the couch?
Jack: oh shit he’s weird

by Sharpie pen January 20, 2018

freak shreak

When a person announces its time to Party Hard.

Tom just let out the freak shreak. Time to party

by christieway April 16, 2010

what the freak are they talking about?

I know, Right?

... what the freak are they talking about?

by uosghouhas March 7, 2017