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The postulated fundamental particle of perspectual reality. Whilst the sense of personal realness is essential a subjective phenomena, it is noted that the effect of mind altering susbstances, music (esp. deep rhythm), environment and the closeness and mood of other sentient individuals the sense of 'realness' can be measured on a scale of timron density. Such that once a certain threshold is reach they become perceivable usually felt, but also possibly seen. This effect is such that sober individuals entering a region of high timron density will experience temporal intoxication.
The vibe of a good party can instantly change the mood of sober visitors - the quality of the music, lighting and relative intoxication of established guests creates a vortex of postulated fundamental particles - named the Timron - which is a way of quantifying the vibe. At increasing timron densities mood, then perceptual effects occurs - such effects must be transmitted by a quantum wave/particle - herein defined as the Timron.
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A piece of cunt that deserves to be slapped in the face the moment you see him. With a purple dildo, then a sledgehammer.
Dude, that guy has a TimKOng written all over his face. I can't wait to slap the shit out of him.
TimKOng by The Educators April 5, 2019
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Famous former pirate radio broadcaster who now has programs on the shortwave station WBCQ. A Maine native, he coins his own expressions like "zorched" for "electrically shorted, blown out", "Verminmont" for "Vermont", "Clownada" for "Canada", "Howareya" for "Hawaii", among many others. A frequent attendee of the annual Winter SWL (shortwave listener) Fests at the Best Western Towamencin in Kulpsville, Pennsylvania.
Hey, there're Timtron andCaptain Ganja at the Fest!
Timtron by pentozali April 8, 2007
At first Timon only sounds like a name but the word is far more than that. Timon also is commonly used to say someone is capable of doing more than they think, or that something was very unexpected (in a good way).
Duuude did he just timoned him.

This Nigga a real Timon.
No way he just timoned that.
Timon by daddygasm March 23, 2020
Has an abnormally long dong
Damn, he has a Timon dong
Timon by Pumba1410 October 24, 2019
Timon is a really loving boyfriend

He's a really good bestfriend

He's so smart, loving, caring, funny, but sometimes also really mean and cold hearted.

He is really cold hearted to the people he loves, when he has a depressing phase in live.

HE's really poetic, writes songs(which are really good btw.) he doesn't always know how to express his feelings, that is why he writes songs.
He is really really handsome...

Well actually everything about him is perfect even though he hurts people sometimes..
He acts like he doesn't know you after hebreaks up with you.
Hey Timon, have you apologised to her and tried to sort things out?

Hey where's Timon? It's not funny here without him.
Timon by AmyyyyJ October 20, 2019
Every guy that's called Timon is intelligent, friendly, good looking and the best colleague you could wish yourself. You should rapidly go and search for someone who is called Timon.
Damn bro why can't you be like Timon.
What would Timon do in this situation.
I need someone like Timon in my life.
Timon by ?!&@ January 3, 2017