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tijuana surprise

when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and right before you cum, you throw sand in her eyes, cum, and run away

She's totally pregnant, I gave her the Tijuana Surprise.

by the1js July 12, 2009

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Tijuana Surprise

The accidental release of a small amount of diarrhea when farting.

I just got a Tijuana surprise. I should have avoided the taco stand last night.

by 1AnalWart October 10, 2015

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