throwing a sausage up a close

close as in lobby or communal entrance-way. sausage as in john thomas. A description of having sex with a woman whose fanny is particulary slack.

"She said it didn't touch the sides, but it was like throwing a sausage up a close!"

by Michael S. Clark November 20, 2003

throwing a sausage up & down an alley

to describe a beeotch's vagina which is so slack, your plonk wouldn't touch both sides at once

'shagging her was like throwing a sausage up & down an alley'

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004