thigh five

The slapping sound that is made during sex when the two participants' thighs slam into each other

Dude you and Jenna were having so much sex last night.

No we weren't!

Yes you were! I heard at least ten thigh fives come from your room!

thigh five by Spencer Ace September 25, 2018

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thigh five

A thigh five is a greeting or a salutation extended between two women (or men...if you're so inclined or daring due to proximity of junk) by gently slapping right inner to the other person's right inner thigh with the same pressure as a standard high five!

Me and Bonnie, who I hadn't seen in a long time, gave each other a "thigh five" upon being back together again.

thigh five by Sunny Sweeney October 14, 2015

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Thigh five

The urge to put your hand between an attractive woman’s legs (thighs) and move it back and forth in a “slapping” motion.

Look at that girl over there; boy, I sure would like to give her a thigh five.

Thigh five by Granfunk July 20, 2020

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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