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A place where stoners, taggers, and hobos hang out at. The word "wash" comes from a slang term meaning drain wash, or the sewer. The Wash usually refers to the ones with a tunnel where they can do they thang.
Stoner: Yo man we're hittin' up The Wash a little later to hit Stony's new pipe.
Tagger: Aye mayne we postin' up at The Wash downtown tonight, you down?
Hobo: Stop thrown' rocks at my tent you crazy teenagers!!!
The Wash by D33ZIE BABI3 February 25, 2011
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I just watched The Wash and it was the shit
the wash by yandawg June 27, 2008
The place were spongebob and patrick get lit
YOUR FEELING IT NOW MR. CRABBS
#THE WASH
the wash by ISPOOKMYY33T November 15, 2017

The Wash of Shame 

The wash of shame refers to a situation in which a person must repeatedly wash and scrub their face, hands, fingers, genitals or any other body part or oriface used during sexual activity with someone that is dirty, nasty, unkept and just has raunchy smelling privates. The smell may be filthy body odor, smegma, or caused by infection. The wash of shame often occurs the morning after a night out at a bar, nightclub, or party. People undertaking the wash of shame have spent time with a sexual partner on a one-night stand, an office party fling, a parking lot quickie, a hotel romp or other sexual activity that rendered one or more body parts reeking of rancid odor akin to ground fish with onions, sour sausage with ripe cheese or just plain sour ass. The wash of shame is most noted by the fact that it often takes multiple washes and scrubs to minimize and reduce the presence of the stank and causes repeated feelings of remorse and regret.
Justin hung out wth his co-worker Jane after the office holiday party. After drinking more at a local bar, they went to Justin's car where he gave her a quick finger bang. The smell of dirty hot ass filled the car along with the sound of stirring mac n cheese as he fingered her love box. Justin spent the rest of the night at home doing the wash of shame. It took a gallon of bleach to clean the smell from his fingers and the feelings of regret caused pre-Monday return to work anxiety.
The Wash of Shame by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2015

in the wash 

The outcome following a process or event.
It'll all work out in the wash
in the wash by M Burgess August 10, 2007

It all comes out in the wash 

A metaphor commonly used around Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Basically;

Sure you've made a mistake, but you can still cover it up or make up for it somehow.

Similar to when you make a mess on your clothes, but you're able to wash it out.
(Yinzer 1): Yinz see Ben Worthlessburger frig up that stillers game last Sunday?

(Yinzer 2): Ehhh f#@k it man, it all comes out in the wash.

doing the wash 

Means screwin another person, Mostly used in notes so teachers don't understand what you are saying
Jenny and Robertgot caught doing the wash on their parents bed
doing the wash by L0g@n March 22, 2008
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