The Red Death

The Red Death is when you squeeze a used tampon in your hand until the period blood gets all over it, then you bitch slap someone with the blood and all the little pieces of the wall on your hand. one may also do the same with spooge in place of period blood (see white death) if one slaps another with both spooge and period blood on the same hand, it is called a The Pink Death

That snobby bitch was buttering her toast from the edge to the middle like a douche nozzle and kept bitching about how much her period sucks so I pulled the cum dumpster's used blood sponge out of the garbage and gave her the ultimate face in the form of The Red Death. Then when she fainted from the disgustingness I gave her a dirty sanchez, a cleveland steamer, a skull fuck leading up to a red dragonand then I put a funnel in her mouth and dumped that mung I had leftover from last year in it.

by Spooji, The Morbid Goldfish February 14, 2006

The Masque of the Red Death

A story written by Edgar Allan Poe.

"The Red Death had long devastated the country. No pestilence had ever been so fatal, or so hideous. Blood was its seal. The redness and horror of blood!" - The opening lines of the Masque of the Red Death.

by Thrashmeister May 2, 2006

The red screen of death

The most infamous error screen, It appears in ps2 When you insert a scratched disc

Kid: I found an old disc it looks cool
*Inserts disc into ps2*
*the red screen of death shows up*
Kid: MOMMY!!!

by Red Engineer June 18, 2016

the red ring of death

the ring of blood at the base of the penis after sex with a girl on her period

pulled out and had the red ring of death on my penis

by MoronBrother March 8, 2010

The Red Ring of Death

When a girl is on her period!

Big G: Hey kavs did u play any Xbox this weekend?
Kavs: No man! Candy got the red ring of death!

Big G: So what did u do instead?
Kavs: I watched NHL network all weekend!

by Big John & The Work January 13, 2010