The Jayson

When you put your hand down the back of her pants in public and finger her butthole.

Did you see that guy pull The Jayson?? He was knuckle deep hand feeding that bison!

by The Real Wiz 76 November 29, 2015

The Jayson

The art of pushing a tuba out of your vagina then playing it afterwards

me and this girl did the Jayson last night it was awesome

by the #1 ho August 5, 2008

The Jayson treatment

The Jayson treatment is very similar to the “ Canon event “. Here, it means that you get into a relationship but your partner comes put as gay. Every. Time.

“ Hey, my girlfriend told me she is a lesbian. “
- “ He got the jayson treatment… “

by P2nk February 17, 2024

The Jason Effect

The Jason effect is where you come into contact with a 'Jason' over a period of time and this is when the effects start to kick in.
1. memory loss of important task (temporary)
2. Become lit beyond your imagination

Person: "ohhh shit what was i doing"
Person2: " Your're gooing through the Jason effect right now"

by TruSparkz December 1, 2017

The Jason

Both thumbs up with a smirk up, leaning towards the side.

The Jason

by RyanLolol January 9, 2009

the jason

a mix of rootbeer (about 12 oz) with vodka (1-2 shots), an unlikely combination, but tastes fantastic.. if you like root beer.

have you tried the jason?
yeah, i mixed it with that shitty vodka dubra, but it made dubra drinkable so its all good

by qu October 9, 2005

the jason ate whore

the man who gets the most ass in the whole fuckin party

P1: Dude that guy pulled a "the Jason ate whore."
P2: Yea I know that is so pimp and cool.

by Master evil December 17, 2008