you cannot win the game, you can only not lose.
to play the game you must not think of the game, but if you do you have lost the game.
once you lose the game you must tell someone and then that means they too hav lost the game
you start playing again after 30 mins once you tell someone that you lost the game
to play the game you must not think of the game, but if you do you have lost the game.
once you lose the game you must tell someone and then that means they too hav lost the game
you start playing again after 30 mins once you tell someone that you lost the game
by Da Scrummage King April 30, 2010
The easiest way to understand The Game is if you know the rules to it (please read below =)
Basic (and currently definitive) rules:
1. The Game is The Game. (You'd be amazed at how many people dont actually understand this first extremely simple fact.)
2. The object, or aim, of The Game is not to think about The Game.
3. If you think about The Game, you have lost The Game.
4. (a) If you lose The Game, you must instantly declare it to everyone around you in some manner of communication, usually by exclaiming loudly "I've lost The Game". Consequently, everyone else will then have thought of The Game, and subsequently lost it.
(b)If someone tells you they have lost The Game, you yourself DO NOT need to declare this, as from the point where the first person loses The Game everyone in the vicinity has immunity for ten minutes. In these ten minutes you cannot lose The Game.
The idea of the ten minute rule is that this allows everybody to once again forget about The Game.
5. This immunity expires exactly after ten minutes. If, after these ten minutes, you think about The Game then you have once again lost The Game and must declare.
6. (a) There is no limit to the number of times you can lose The Game. (Once you begin, you are playing forever muhahahaha!!)
(b) Some people think that they can simply 'not play' The Game. They are in denial and deserve a reality check. You cannot escape The Game once you are involved (unless you win-see Rule 7).
7. There are only two ways to win The Game, and those are:
i) to truly and honestly forget about it completely. (This also means that if you do manage to win The Game, you will never know that you have won. This is because if you know you have won, then you have just thought about it {and consequently lost}. )
ii) if the president of the united states goes on television and announces, "i lost the game"
8. If you lose The Game, and someone (foolishly) asks "whats The Game?", please either explain it to them, or direct them toward this 'manual', as the unspoken purpose of The Game is to get as many people playing as possible =)
Basic (and currently definitive) rules:
1. The Game is The Game. (You'd be amazed at how many people dont actually understand this first extremely simple fact.)
2. The object, or aim, of The Game is not to think about The Game.
3. If you think about The Game, you have lost The Game.
4. (a) If you lose The Game, you must instantly declare it to everyone around you in some manner of communication, usually by exclaiming loudly "I've lost The Game". Consequently, everyone else will then have thought of The Game, and subsequently lost it.
(b)If someone tells you they have lost The Game, you yourself DO NOT need to declare this, as from the point where the first person loses The Game everyone in the vicinity has immunity for ten minutes. In these ten minutes you cannot lose The Game.
The idea of the ten minute rule is that this allows everybody to once again forget about The Game.
5. This immunity expires exactly after ten minutes. If, after these ten minutes, you think about The Game then you have once again lost The Game and must declare.
6. (a) There is no limit to the number of times you can lose The Game. (Once you begin, you are playing forever muhahahaha!!)
(b) Some people think that they can simply 'not play' The Game. They are in denial and deserve a reality check. You cannot escape The Game once you are involved (unless you win-see Rule 7).
7. There are only two ways to win The Game, and those are:
i) to truly and honestly forget about it completely. (This also means that if you do manage to win The Game, you will never know that you have won. This is because if you know you have won, then you have just thought about it {and consequently lost}. )
ii) if the president of the united states goes on television and announces, "i lost the game"
8. If you lose The Game, and someone (foolishly) asks "whats The Game?", please either explain it to them, or direct them toward this 'manual', as the unspoken purpose of The Game is to get as many people playing as possible =)
by Asher Nathaniel June 11, 2009
Its the game where if you talk about the game, hear the game, see the game, or even think about the game, you lose that game. If your not thinking, hearing, seeing, or talking bout the game, your not playing the game; so theres no way to win the game.
by DanceOrDie November 27, 2010
(n) a type of game, as in means of attracting the opposite sex, usually perpetrated by men, in which they act as if they have no game in order to dupe women into dating them for the sole purpose of gaining their trust. Once this is achieved, the actual game is implemented.
She thought she had finally met a nice guy, but it turns out Chandler was just running the no game game on her.
by small e May 17, 2008
by Himothy James April 4, 2023
A phrase very similar to ‘Don’t hate the player, hate the game.’ Usually used as a witty and self-aware justification of one’s own or someone else’s socially questionable actions, especially sexual encounters. Might also be said as ‘The game’s A game.”
Friend 1: “Yo, there’s no way you fucked Tom’s sister.”
Friend 2: “Listen, mate, the game’s the game.”
Friend 2: “Listen, mate, the game’s the game.”
by Eugene the Muzz Lord August 23, 2021