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The Val Pinch 

Where you put on finger in the anus and one in the vagina and proceede to 'pinch' the thin membrane separating both areas of the Woman's genitals
I want to use the Val pinch on you tonight

The Val Pinch 

Where you insert one finger into the Anus and the thumb into the vagina of a woman and proceed to 'pinch' the thin membrane between the two areas chasing the woman to orgasm.
I want you to use the Val pinch on me tonight.

like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley 

A general expression used to denote someone acting lame at the moment. Made popular by Southern California mall girls in the 1980s for their tribal speak. Also made popular by Shirley the Loon on Tiny Toon Adventures.
Person #1- I'm going to say something suggesting that we have fun today.

Person #2- *smirks*...OK? (whatever)...*smirks*
Person #1- Jaimie? Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley. *sticks their tongue out*

Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley 

An expression used to denote someone who is acting lame at the moment. Something that a Southern California girl would say especially back in the 1980s. This was made popular by the Shirley the Loon character in the cartoon Tiny Toon Adventures.
Person #1- We should just have fun today.
Person #2- *smirks*...OK (whatever)....*smirks*
Person #1- Jaimie don't be like that.. Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley. Like that's totally lame.

The Valley, Oceanside

"The Valley" is an area in northern Oceanside, CA, mostly famous for its old drive-in theater. It's located between the Camp Pendleton Mountains and the hills just south of Highway 76. The Valley divided into different sections: North Valley (aka Deep Valley), Mid Valley, and the San Luis Rey Valley.

Mission Avenue, Highway 76, and the San Luis Rey bike trail mark the center of the valley.
Dude, that's area's weird. It's really nice, and really ghetto at the same time.

Yeah, that'd be The Valley, Oceanside.

Ham in the valley 

Ham in the valley is precisely when the erected penis(ham) is jammed into the vagina(the valley).
We finally put his ham in the valley last night!
Ham in the valley by Pooo69 March 1, 2017