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The Stone 

The name given to an exceptionally large and handsome cock.
Wow, did you hear that Josh is a wielder of the Stone?
The Stone by Manchilli April 30, 2010
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the stone age 

when you're too blown to know you're in the 21st century.
Seth Rogen went to tokyo and woke up in the stone age.
the stone age by barlazuz November 17, 2016

The stone tablet 

An ancient greek sex move when a stone which has been frozen for over 3 weeks is inserted in the vag referenced from Sue Johanson with the iron glove of the gods.
A seated scribe holding a papyrus roll was one of the most popular subjects in their art when they preformed The stone tablet for jake singer.

The Stone God 

The Stone God is the person that you end up meeting when you're really stoned. You can't see him, but you can feel his comforting presence, and the weight of his heavy hands on your shoulders, head, back, and other extremities. It feels as if a giant stone golem is towering over you from behind, resting his heavy hands on your body, as your body compensates for the added weight.
Q:"Why are you walking so upright and funny?"
A:"The Stone God is resting his heavy hands
on my shoulders; I can't walk normally!"

"I can't move forward from the car seat. The Stone God has me pinned to the back of the seat."

"My head feels a bit heavy. I can feel the Stone God following me around, pressing on my head gently."

The Stone God by Crazy Max April 4, 2009

The Stone Roses 

A bands From Manchester
Consist 4 member, 2 albums existed cause the rest is just compilation and remixes
Baggy jeans, pollocked painting, and 7 minutes guitar solo
People tend to use 🍋 emoji for their bio, caption or anything because Stone Roses debut album using lemon slices in the pictures lol
Anyways, John Squire from The Stone Roses is cool
The Stone Roses by abcdnonsense November 21, 2021

The Stone Seal 

Li snort sun<> the stone seal
The Stone Seal by MineOwedWu's June 13, 2021

Queens of the Stone Age 

They came, they rocked, they conquered.
Queens of the Stone Age by Johnny Cash September 12, 2003
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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