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the stone age 

when you're too blown to know you're in the 21st century.
Seth Rogen went to tokyo and woke up in the stone age.
the stone age by barlazuz November 17, 2016

The stone tablet 

An ancient greek sex move when a stone which has been frozen for over 3 weeks is inserted in the vag referenced from Sue Johanson with the iron glove of the gods.
A seated scribe holding a papyrus roll was one of the most popular subjects in their art when they preformed The stone tablet for jake singer.

The Stone God 

The Stone God is the person that you end up meeting when you're really stoned. You can't see him, but you can feel his comforting presence, and the weight of his heavy hands on your shoulders, head, back, and other extremities. It feels as if a giant stone golem is towering over you from behind, resting his heavy hands on your body, as your body compensates for the added weight.
Q:"Why are you walking so upright and funny?"
A:"The Stone God is resting his heavy hands
on my shoulders; I can't walk normally!"

"I can't move forward from the car seat. The Stone God has me pinned to the back of the seat."

"My head feels a bit heavy. I can feel the Stone God following me around, pressing on my head gently."
The Stone God by Crazy Max April 4, 2009

The Stone Roses 

A bands From Manchester
Consist 4 member, 2 albums existed cause the rest is just compilation and remixes
Baggy jeans, pollocked painting, and 7 minutes guitar solo
People tend to use 🍋 emoji for their bio, caption or anything because Stone Roses debut album using lemon slices in the pictures lol
Anyways, John Squire from The Stone Roses is cool
The Stone Roses by abcdnonsense November 21, 2021

Queens of the Stone Age 

They came, they rocked, they conquered.