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The Jayson 

The art of pushing a tuba out of your vagina then playing it afterwards
me and this girl did the Jayson last night it was awesome
The Jayson by the #1 ho August 5, 2008

The Jayson treatment 

The Jayson treatment is very similar to the “ Canon event “. Here, it means that you get into a relationship but your partner comes put as gay. Every. Time.
“ Hey, my girlfriend told me she is a lesbian. “
- “ He got the jayson treatment… “
The Jayson treatment by P2nk February 17, 2024

The Jason Effect 

The Jason effect is where you come into contact with a 'Jason' over a period of time and this is when the effects start to kick in.
1. memory loss of important task (temporary)
2. Become lit beyond your imagination
Person: "ohhh shit what was i doing"
Person2: " Your're gooing through the Jason effect right now"
The Jason Effect by TruSparkz December 1, 2017

The Jason 

Both thumbs up with a smirk up, leaning towards the side.
The Jason
The Jason by RyanLolol January 9, 2009

the jason 

a mix of rootbeer (about 12 oz) with vodka (1-2 shots), an unlikely combination, but tastes fantastic.. if you like root beer.
have you tried the jason?
yeah, i mixed it with that shitty vodka dubra, but it made dubra drinkable so its all good
the jason by qu October 9, 2005

the jason ate whore 

the man who gets the most ass in the whole fuckin party
P1: Dude that guy pulled a "the Jason ate whore."
P2: Yea I know that is so pimp and cool.
the jason ate whore by Master evil December 17, 2008