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The Gunner 

When you purposely act insane to see who you can attract at the bar, take them home, take pee breaks every 5 minutes while there, once you've hit it you have to suddenly get amnesia and start trying to pick them up all over again like u did before, right there in bed, leaving them with a memory theyll carry on for life.
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Gunner The Dog

Gunner is the most loving and caring dog in the world! He always cheers you up and he gives the absolute best cuddles. He is so adorable! He makes everyone’s heart go: ❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝❤️🥺. Everyone loves Gunner! <3
Gunner The Dog by Gunner The Dog February 4, 2020

The Russian Gunner 

Squat down, put you hand behind you right leg and masturbate vigorously until you explode everywhere like a machine gun, ergo Russian gunner
Boy 1: " I tried the Russian gunner last night"
Boy 2: "Oh? What happened"
Boy 1: "I think I declared war"
The Russian Gunner by ThePandaKing November 1, 2011

The Gunnery 

A prep boarding school in Washington, CT. Named after Frederick Gunn, NOT William.
I did a lot of drugs when I went to the Gunnery.
The Gunnery by imwithyourdad34 February 26, 2010

The Günter Number 

32.23*10^32
German mathematicians in the early 21st century came upon this numerical value that, when multiplied by any non-zero or imaginary number, will always yield an incorrect answer. However, if any such value is divided by the Günter Number, the answer is more likely to be correct, but only if previously multiplied by the Günter Number.

Is inversely proportional to the number of Trevors in one LMFAO music video.
Engineering Student: "Man, I knew I was way off that Truss analysis when I multiplied by the Günter Number."

Professor: "Unless analyzing the space-time continuum in a completely fictional world, there is no need to ever use the Günter Number in any academic situation in the near foreseeable future."

kiss the gunners daughter 

Term used in the Age of Sail Navy: To be bent over the breach of a cannon and caned for an infraction of the law with as much respect and privacy that could be found on the gun deck in a man of war. This was reserved for midshipmen who would one day become officers and were above being flogged in public on the open deck. very much like the school boy who is caned by the schoolmaster in private. Serious trouble that will soon pass. Receiving minor discipline that may be momentarily a pain in the ass.
" that guy Bill in accounting has screwed up the payroll again. The boss will have him kiss the gunners daughter for that one."

The Gunnery 

Boarding school in Washington, CT named after William Gunn.
He went to the Gunnery?