the cruiser

The pimp Chryster PT Cruiser that is driven by at the moment, the coolest motherfucker alive. And just so you know, the cruiser is beats.

Eric: Hey JB, does the cruiser have beats?

JB: You dumb bastard, the cruiser IS beats.

by PhilipRyan May 1, 2006

Cram the cruiser

When multiple homeless females pile into an old police car and dry hump the rookie driving the car.

Wow, did y’all see the cram the cruiser session going on in the parking lot?

by Crankydanky21 December 7, 2021

The Poon Tang Cruiser

A PT Cruiser driven by a man who gets a lot of action

That guy gets so much action, they call his car the Poon Tang Cruiser.

by Scott St. Cloud March 26, 2008

The Cruise Ship

Motor boat on a fat man or female with saggy breasts with wide cleavage.

I bet all the ladies love to give Bill Parcells and Charlie Weis The Cruise Ship.

by Kyle Turley October 14, 2006

Tom Cruise the Tool for Scientology

Complete tool for Scientology

Man, nobody would even know what Scientology was if it weren't for Tom Cruise the Tool for Scientology

by Talek (LP) December 22, 2005

cruise the poo

driving up and down a main drag street for entertainment on a weekend night. so named after kickapoo street in shawnee, oklahoma.

"i think we're gonna cruise the poo tonight, want to come?"

by mandygrrl May 10, 2006

cruise the booze

Motivating for a party or social function. Often used when morale is low and people need to get fired up to get out of the house.

Hey you lazy asses, the party started an hour ago, lets cruise the booze!

by Dr. Yeppie October 15, 2008