The Crapture

The End of Times Crap-fest for Neo-Con wingnut Christianists, when their fear of an Obama presidency will propel them all heavenward on a "flaming column" of their own feces.

In the blog "Sadly, No!" Arky The Islahomobamaist proposed, "I’m really interested to see what they’ll do if Obama wins. The current level of hysteria suggests they’ll blast off to the moon on a flaming column of fear-propulsed diarrhea", which Jennifer then dubbed as "The Crapture".

by Dmajor October 18, 2008

capture the fag

Two or more sets of teams of gay men search for opposing teams designated "fag keeper" and run back to their team camps to gangbang "fag keeper". First team to yell out "i fucked the neighborhood whore!" wins the game

Gay pass time children's games capture the fag

by neighborhood whore August 23, 2011

capture the flag

An awesome game that I used to play a lot as a kid. There are two teams, and each team gets some kind of object to use as a flag, then they hide it, the first team to get the other team's flag wins. Also you divide the playing area into two sides and your team can tag people on their flag.

"let's go play some Capture the Flag!"

by Buttfucked September 21, 2003

Capture the King

A little known modification of chess in which you win the game by capturing the king like you would capture any other piece instead of checkmating the king.

"I would rather play Capture the King. Chess is too hard."

by Moon Worshiper August 31, 2022

Capture the flag

When a girl inserts her underwear into her vagina and prompts her male (or female) partner to remove the underwear with his mouth.

I wanted to get her out of my room but I couldn't find her underwear. Then she turned to me and asked me to capture the flag.

by Premature ejaculator October 28, 2011

Capture the flag

When a guy or male steals the virginity of a woman

Hey tyler, see that banging hot gal over there? You should totally Capture the flag of hers.

by NJT4147 September 21, 2013

capture the flag

A game where you hide a flag from the opposing team, the playing field is usually divided into two equal sections.
A simpler alternative to this can be played by having a field like so:
J. . . . .C
|. . . . .|
C- - - C
|. . . . .|
C. . . . .J

C = Chair/Stand that has flag sitting on top of it.
J = "Jail", the place you go to after being tug in the opposing team's side.
- = Center line, teams have to run here while holding the oppositions flag to score points.

Teams try and get the flag in enemys territory to the center line. If you get tug and are in jail you can get out if someone from your team runs past the enemy and tags you.

Capture the flag is a fun game to play when you are a kid!

by shadow77110 September 2, 2006