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The Cambodian sprinkler 

When nearing the point of ejaculation, the man removes his penis from the womans vagina, and sets himself in a circular motion. The man must turn no less than 127.8 degrees.
Man: "I'm sorry for that"
Woman: "You only covered 124.3 degrees"
Man;"Not quite the Cambodian sprinkler"
Woman: "Get the OXYclean"

Roose the Caboose 

Roose the Caboose
Roose the Caboose
Roose the Caboose
Roose the Caboose
Roose the Caboose
Roose the Caboose

Santa in the caboose 

1. Anal intercourse on or around the Christmas holiday.
2. Anal intercourse while the giver is dressed as Santa Claus.
After we finished wrapping the kids' gifts and placing them under the tree, my wife asked for a Santa in the caboose. So, I slid down her chimney and got soot on my Yule log. Ho! Ho! Ho!

goose in the caboose

Look at the tight ass on that girl. I'd like to give her the old goose in the caboose

The Cambinator 

Lewis Campbell, or the Cambinator, is an absolute goat who drives a dark grey van. He is known for giving people lifts and being very skinny and athletic
“The Cambinator is a goat
The Cambinator by C-a-m-b-i November 26, 2021

The Cambinator 

Lewis Campbell or the Cambinator, is an absolute goat who drives a dark grey van. He is most well known for giving people lifts and being skinny and athletic
“The Cambinator is a goat
The Cambinator by C-a-m-b-i November 26, 2021