Calamari

The left over dick flap when a man or boy gets circumcised.

"Yum. Some people eat the placenta after a child's birth, but Conan O'Brien swears by the calamari."

by CockFlapJohnson September 05, 2013

calamari

squid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy.

Waiter: "I recommend that you don't order the calamari."

by James M. May 02, 2003

calamari

When one man inserts his erect penis inside another man's flacid penis hole.

I fucked his cock like a piece of calamari.

by lester pronk September 28, 2007

calamari

An inexpeirianced motorcyclist, with no protection from contact dermetitus.

A squid without a helmet; squid bits.

Motorcycle rider - helmet = calamari

by schimschone March 11, 2005

Calamari

A type of Shrimp From Squids or a Sack of very sticky ink. It’s VERY rare and can be found INSIDE a Squid. To find it you need to TAKE A SQUID TO YOUR HOUSE and kill it with a knife. If you find a rare glowing Squid to take to your house, you can kill it to get glowing Calamari. In a video game called “MINECRAFT” both of those Creatures are in the game. It’s VERY cool if you find it.

There’s some CALAMARI!

by A DINOSAUR’S slave November 12, 2022

calamari

Since calamari is often described as "rubber meat," calamari can be used as a sexual innuendo referring to a blow job while wearing a condom.

She looked pretty hungry, but her mouth was pretty nasty, so I opted for the calamri.

by shrooks January 24, 2005

calamaris

The improper plural form of the word calamari. This is used primary by the French-Lebanese man unfamiliar with the English language.

Improper - Calamaris are yummy!
Proper - Calamari is yummy!

by MR May 07, 2003