The bakery

The weed store

After I go to the bakery, I am going to get baked.

by Xqzzme October 12, 2018

Open the Bakery

To take a shit. Primarily used to express one's need to defecate in a polite and courteous manner. May also be stated as opening the bakery for business.

Mexican was not the best idea for lunch today. I am going to need to open the bakery within the hour.

Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode August 18, 2016

Going to the bakery

Going to the bakery is the process in which one consumes a large quantity of marijuana causing them to get high or "baked" the phrase going to the bakeryis usually used when one is in a public situation and doesnt want other people to know he/she is talking about reefer.

"Dude this math test blows, as soon as class is dismissed im going to the bakery."

"Who wants to join me in going to the bakery after work."

by tronasaurus April 16, 2013

Go to the bakery

To get baked.

Yo man, when are we going to the bakery?

I'm gonna go to the bakery tonight.

I called her up and she was at the bakery.

by bromie January 15, 2009

Zaykary the bakery

Zaykary the bakery is the best world class bakery, he sells you cum bread and n word passes. He also sells dildo cakes that you can eat and in the middle of the cake there is white syrup, there are two dildo cakes the white one which is small and the black one which is giant and cost one grand.

"Bruh do you wanna go to Zaykary the bakery i heard that they got a new item in their menu"

by LolzAykarythebaker December 2, 2019

the human bakery

while having sex the male pours flour and eggs into her vagina and beats it with his dick creating a dough.

I gave your mom the human bakery.

by Matt et Scott May 9, 2008

The Baker

A man who takes the privilege of a girl's (or girls') first cream pie.

That man must be a baker with that smile.

I am gonna go to the bakery today.

My boyfriend was the baker for me.

My mom says that she LOVES her baker! I want one too!

by xx69_Seth Rogen_69xx March 24, 2013