The Backdoor

place in nyack, ny where eighth graders and freshman gather and dress in scene attire while pretending they like the "hardcore" bands that play. kids in bands are usually 14-20 and are always asking if they can play one more song. girls are usually looking for someone to hookup with and guys are usually too stupid to notice or wearing tight pants and questioning their sexuality. emo kids sit in the back on chairs or in large groups of other emo kids you can spot them because they are all wearing black or have orange/green/purple/pink hair and five pounds of eyeliner on. scene kids will also have these attributes but are probably yelling "rawr dinosaur". anyone wearing an atrium shirt is probably thirteen or younger and an incredibly stupid poser.

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by alfred newburger January 4, 2008

The Backdoor

Where all the $CENE$ST3RS HANG! OMG THIS IS SOOO HARDCORE. Occasionally COOL people go, but not to every show. The scene kids usually go to every single show because they have nothing better to do. What the scene kids really need to learn is that nobody wants them there, and they know nothing about music. They just go there to meet other scene kids, hook up with scene kids, and mosh because they are SO rock&roll!

xxxcupcakeNINJAxD : ZOMG HAIII MANDAPANDA. ::hugs:: ilyouh<3 there is THE BACKDOOR show tonight! omzomzomz we get to see that hot piece of SEX in tight pants! omzomz
xxmandixmassacree: OMFG. Hes the SEX. *nomnomnom* I'm sooo there :DD
xxxcupcakeNINJAxD : ::claps:: okay, I'm going to wear my TRIPP pants and tease my hair! <3<3<3 Uber excited!
xxmandixmassacree: hottt. Baii babe <3 ::hugglesquish::
xxcupcakeNINJAxD: awhhh D; *hugs* baii XD

by Kelly Scwahinger June 29, 2009

The backdoor fizzy

It's when u collect semen and sweat out of the asshole of your partner , add vodka and orange and then put it in a soda stream to add some well needed fizz

Robs swinger's party was going so well , he kept providing the backdoor fizzy all-night

by Antonio ravioli April 22, 2018

The Backdoor Bringle

When a man inserts his Icy-Hot/Vicks Vapor Rub covered penis into her ass gets some feces on it then inserts it into her vagina therefore creating a unique Chocolate surprise.

"So last night I didn't have any lube and I really wanted to ass fuck this 8th Grade bitch so I found some Icy-Hot and gave her The Backdoor Bringle in her tight butthole. "

by Chachi-nator April 28, 2010

the backdoor brakeup

The practice or inserting ones penis in to an unsuspecting and un-lubricated anus as a means of signaling the end of a relationship.

He couldn't find the words to tell her it was over,, so he decided to go with the backdoor brakeup. With a zip and a crack,, she got the message, and left in tears.

by pelicant August 11, 2010

Smash the backdoor down

A derogatory term for forcefully penetrating a woman anus with your erect member, ferociously and with conviction, then proceed to hammer away before ejaculating.

I'm gonna smash the backdoor down of that girl when I get her home.

by weirdalwankovich August 28, 2009

Going out the backdoor

As an alternative to suicide, you take 100,000 ug of acid.

I don’t have the constitution or capacity for suicide.... going out the backdoor is the only option I have left.

by weregershmerglin Hozmindogel December 13, 2020