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Indiana Jones that shit 

When you need to lock up the house you stayed at but you don't have the key. So you have to go out through the garage by hitting the garage door button and trying to run fast enough to not be crushed by the door while at the same time jumping high enough to keep from setting off the senosr that would send the garage door back up.
Guy: I am going to work now so lock up when you leave.
Chic: You are finally giving me a key :)
Guy: Fuck no! Indiana Jones that shit!

Indiana Jones That Hoe 

When a girl stands naked with her back to you, you squat behind her and thrust up, whipping her crotch with your dick.
Tina was giving me attitude, so I Indiana Jones That Hoe to show her who's boss!
Indiana Jones That Hoe by SNupp November 26, 2013

Jones That Bitch 

When a horendous looking girl asks u for your number. You give her Mike Jones number instead. 281 330 0084
Person 1. Did that bitch from the club ever call u back?

Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch

Person 1. Nice
Jones That Bitch by DankDefintions February 21, 2011

that jack jones 

That one lad who lives in Runcorn who everyone knows for some reason
Oh My God ITS THAT JACK JONESSSSS

Jonesing for that hang 

Something only a desperate buffoon would text Jerry Seinfeld.
Hey Jerr, I'm jonesing for that hang! Let's talk some shop.

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