don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining by J-Lima December 30, 2008
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Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. by wouldaben January 15, 2011
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piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.
This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:
Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar
To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.
Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar
To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.
piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar. by fuguez September 26, 2009
piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining
You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.
piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining by ursamel July 24, 2007
Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar
Obama: Universal health care will save us money.
Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.
Senator: Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar.
Don't feed me shit, and tell me it's sugar by country_boy August 18, 2009
That's a good story, tell it again
"So like, I was at the store, and like the guy was all 'So you want paper or plastic' and I was like 'plastic' and like I baught a pack of gum but OMG he's soo hott..."
"That was a good story, tell it again."
"That was a good story, tell it again."
That's a good story, tell it again by i am so cool. November 18, 2004
Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."
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