Used mainly to describe a horrific train crash or someone/ something who is severly disfigured.
for example -
"that poor tebby" (describing an ugly person)
Sometimes used in conjunction with the words "that fucking idiot".
eg- "that fucking idiot tebby just fell of a cliff"
The name given to a multi-colored turd, with each color representing a separate meal which has amalgamated into one excretion as a result of either missing the window of opportunity to go, or by suppressing the urge as a matter of convenience.
Because I refuse to crap on airplanes, I knew that by the time I landed in Sydney I was going to have a major Tabby Scat on my hands!
When a person or animal is morbidly obese (has a BMI of 40 or more and is at a greater risk for illnesses including diabetes, high blood pressure, sleep apnea, gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD), gallstones, osteoarthritis, heart disease, and cancer) but somehow retains a hint of cuteness.
John: Linda, your cat is stupid fat; she's struggling to breathe right now. It's kind of cute.
Linda: Yeah, she is morbidly tubby.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.