Tearbating is the action of masturbating using tears (preferably yours) as lubrication. Normally this action is done by extremely horny and depressed subjects.
Cool_guy: Hey! Adam! Wanna go out and get some strange?
Adam: No... I'm ugly, fat and what's worse Canadian. I won’t get laid, I’ll just tearbate before going to sleep.
Adam: No... I'm ugly, fat and what's worse Canadian. I won’t get laid, I’ll just tearbate before going to sleep.
by Tearbater October 21, 2014