tampon pusher 

A tampon pusher is a woman in the later stages of her childbearing years. The term is very derogatory and denigrating. The title is often given to a woman who is in her mid-thirties or forties.

1. Yea, I know that my girlfriend is a tampon pusher, but she still cleans up pretty well.

2. Dude, scope out the hottie tampon pusher in that SUV!

tampon pusher by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

Tampon Pusher 

A man who is too desperate and impatient to wait out a womens menstrual cycle.

You've got to unplug it before you start then pluming.

Tampon Pusher by Nobody April 12, 2005