take the pipe 

Committing suicide, Irish-style.

Seamus took the pipe... apparently he was sick of the rain.

take the pipe by Lady Csyde July 13, 2004

take the pipe 

1) An insult, similar to "fuck you" or "you suck"; 2) a phrase used to describe when things are less than optimal, similar to "this sucks"; 3) to receive an erect penis into a body orifice.

1) Take the pipe, loser!

2) This movie takes the pipe.

3) Hal took the pipe ten times a day in jail.

take the pipe by spim December 21, 2003

Take the gas pipe 

Committing suicide by inhaling methane gas from heating pipes or ovens. A more common suicide method in the earlier 20th century. Also used as a way to tell somebody off.

Aunt Angie was so depressed when she found out about Uncle Charlie cheating on her that she took the gas pipe.

You're really getting on my nerves. Why don't you go take the gas pipe?

Take the gas pipe by Trainwreck708 January 14, 2013

Take the Gas Pipe 

a dismissive phrase indicating a person doesn't know what they're talking about.

Full of shit.
to call bullshit.
to drop dead.
STFU.

abbreviated TTGP.

Ed: The Irish are the best team in the country.

Ralph: Take the gas pipe Ed. Bama's gonna crush them.

Take the Gas Pipe by DJL0455 January 11, 2013