Tadgey

The best nickname ever for a penis. Other common terms include Dick, Cock, Peter, wee-wee, pee-pee, tube steak, love muscle, love hammer.

Oh look at what a large, engorged tadgey he has.
I want to ride his tadgey all night long.

by Noname6996 July 14, 2021

Tadger 'Da Badger

Goose Hunting Term

An instance where one is about to take a perfect shot at a goose, when all of a sudden a badger jumps out from behind a willow stump and disrupts the firer causing him to miss.

*Out Pops The Badger*

Goosehunter - 'AH TADGER 'DA BADGER!'

by OrangePeelTV February 17, 2009

Tadger

Noun. A penis. Variant of 'todger'

The poor kid got his wee tadger caught in the zipper of his pants!

by Dick Wright-Upham November 20, 2010

tadger

A Glasgow NED term for ones penis. Also Tadge, a shortened version is used when they 'cannae be arsed' with the former because it takes longer to say it.

"Here you, away and pull yer tadger".

by Paul Ritchie April 27, 2008

Tadger

A dick/cock/penis/willy/funstick/pork sword/magic wand

He had a tadger the size of a cat's cock

by Tracey September 13, 2003

Tadger

scottish word for 'penis'
or a stupid fuck.

1. that guys a fucking tadger.

by leanne November 20, 2003

tadger

Sexual organ located in the lower abdominal area.

Fuck off ya bloody tadger!

by Anonymous March 13, 2003