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table shark 

1: A pet dog or cat that stays near or under the table, kitchen sink, and or kitchen counter while food is being prepared or eaten in the hopes that some will fall and they can eat it.
2: A very skilled gambler with an aggressive play style
That guy at corner of table four is a table shark. They have been winning the majority of the matches they have entered regardless of who they are playing.
table shark by Vanguard 1998 March 17, 2021

Shark Tale 

A Dreamworks movie about a fish who tries to look hip and trendy, but is actually a homeless boy from a car wash. He kills a shark from a gang and then gets screwed over with a female fish. Also a shark (vegetarian) starts living with him. Also has the BEST and CRISPIEST animation on our planet Earth.
Person 1: Ay yo you seen Shark Tale
Person 2: No why?
Person 1: The animation is beautiful

Person 2: No
Shark Tale by Gay Meerkat July 17, 2018

shark tale 

A ridiculously fictitious telling of a story. Usually told by a g sherm of some sort. the telling of this story must occur in the least sensible of all possible settings and must annoy the listener(s) beyond all sanity. a shark tale would could be something like: "This Italian dude I chill with back home was surfing once, and he got eaten by a shark. The thing swallowed him whole up to his waist so he pulled on its gills and it spit him back out."
Oh man, that g sherm just told me the biggest shark tale. What a stupid little g sherm
shark tale by bwaller December 9, 2008

Shark Tale 

An amazing film made by Dreamworks. It follows the epic and true saga of Will Smith fish. It has top notch animation and has amazing characters. Martin Scorsese even plays one of the characters
“You wanna watch Shark Tale-“
“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!”
Shark Tale by writer Dino August 31, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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