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table shark 

1: A pet dog or cat that stays near or under the table, kitchen sink, and or kitchen counter while food is being prepared or eaten in the hopes that some will fall and they can eat it.
2: A very skilled gambler with an aggressive play style
That guy at corner of table four is a table shark. They have been winning the majority of the matches they have entered regardless of who they are playing.
table shark by Vanguard 1998 March 17, 2021

Shark Tale 

A Dreamworks movie about a fish who tries to look hip and trendy, but is actually a homeless boy from a car wash. He kills a shark from a gang and then gets screwed over with a female fish. Also a shark (vegetarian) starts living with him. Also has the BEST and CRISPIEST animation on our planet Earth.
Person 1: Ay yo you seen Shark Tale
Person 2: No why?
Person 1: The animation is beautiful

Person 2: No
Shark Tale by Gay Meerkat July 17, 2018

shark tale 

A ridiculously fictitious telling of a story. Usually told by a g sherm of some sort. the telling of this story must occur in the least sensible of all possible settings and must annoy the listener(s) beyond all sanity. a shark tale would could be something like: "This Italian dude I chill with back home was surfing once, and he got eaten by a shark. The thing swallowed him whole up to his waist so he pulled on its gills and it spit him back out."
Oh man, that g sherm just told me the biggest shark tale. What a stupid little g sherm
shark tale by bwaller December 9, 2008

Shark Tale 

An amazing film made by Dreamworks. It follows the epic and true saga of Will Smith fish. It has top notch animation and has amazing characters. Martin Scorsese even plays one of the characters
“You wanna watch Shark Tale-“
“WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!”
Shark Tale by writer Dino August 31, 2022

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026