syncopatient

A name used only for those wielding ginormous genitalia (cockzilla) with a talent in every field. Gym lad, party starter, kind of guy to make a boring campfire song lit with his sick beats. People dream of being called such a name. Any and every girl will be yours in an instant once they realise you're a syncopatient.

Sexy girl: Wow! He must be a syncopatient. I'm horny already!

syncopatient by Mr. The Problem March 15, 2017

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syncopatient

A person that needs tasty beats to survive.

Is your butt sore from sitting all day? Can you not stop tapping you toes? Do you have something funky inside you that you just can't get out? All you syncopatients come on over to Dr. Groove's office to fill up your soul prescription with the finest beats and rhythms.

syncopatient by Alphabet Male September 19, 2019

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Syncopation

Syncopation
Syncopation, where one is so constipated, they sing!
But if they are in a 50 mile range with someone else, they sing in sync

"Woah dude! Did you see how syncopated that girl was? She could work for the opera!!"

'Syncopation is a serious thing' - ad for anti syncopation cream

Syncopation by AnnoymousDuck_ March 1, 2019

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syncopation

The accenting of an unconventional pattern of beats to create a rhythm, such as the first and fourth beats in a 4/4 time signature.

An example of syncopation is Flamenco dance, in which the offbeats of the musical rhythm are accented by the steps of the dancer.

syncopation by Arcata Care Bear December 14, 2014

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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