syncopatient

A name used only for those wielding ginormous genitalia (cockzilla) with a talent in every field. Gym lad, party starter, kind of guy to make a boring campfire song lit with his sick beats. People dream of being called such a name. Any and every girl will be yours in an instant once they realise you're a syncopatient.

Sexy girl: Wow! He must be a syncopatient. I'm horny already!

syncopatient by Mr. The Problem March 15, 2017

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syncopatient

A person that needs tasty beats to survive.

Is your butt sore from sitting all day? Can you not stop tapping you toes? Do you have something funky inside you that you just can't get out? All you syncopatients come on over to Dr. Groove's office to fill up your soul prescription with the finest beats and rhythms.

syncopatient by Alphabet Male September 19, 2019

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Syncopation

Syncopation
Syncopation, where one is so constipated, they sing!
But if they are in a 50 mile range with someone else, they sing in sync

"Woah dude! Did you see how syncopated that girl was? She could work for the opera!!"

'Syncopation is a serious thing' - ad for anti syncopation cream

Syncopation by AnnoymousDuck_ March 1, 2019

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syncopation

The accenting of an unconventional pattern of beats to create a rhythm, such as the first and fourth beats in a 4/4 time signature.

An example of syncopation is Flamenco dance, in which the offbeats of the musical rhythm are accented by the steps of the dancer.

syncopation by Arcata Care Bear December 14, 2014

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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