Pronounced "swiffle," this is Southwest Florida, a region also known as "Florida's Frenulum" it consists of an odd mixture of nearly deads from the midwest who don't know how to turn left or right off of I-75, and newly weds who work in the health care, hospitality, investment planning and (until the real estate crash of 2000's) construction and real estate speculation. Children born and raised in this area spend their teenage years plotting to escape to someplace with an economy. In an economic downturn, SWFL can be counted on to crash first and recover last.
I was born in SWFL, and as soon as I get out am never coming back!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.