The word for "swagger" and "ego," using definitions from Urban Dictionary and the American Heritage Dictionary, used to describe both swagger and ego in Deology, the study and science of Dick size.
While I scored this man on the scale of Deology, I realized he had a lot of swego, so I concluded that he probably knows how to use his D.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.