sweater boy

You know the guy, wears a polo shirt with a sleeveless sweater vest, with his frayed khakis and loafer without socks. He always looks like he is about to play golf at any time...but he is at work, and making more money than you and is always stating the obvious.

You know Kevin, he is such a sweater boy all fluff and no stuff.

by nosnits June 5, 2011

Feral Sweater Boy

Think Peter Pan if he wore sweaters. Like a lot of sweaters.

So imagine that Peter Pan flew down into your attic, rolled around in all your old sweaters, and then flew away again. And Captain Hook would be like “HIPSTERS RUIN EVERYTHING.”

That is a Feral Sweater Boy.

by biscutfluff November 15, 2011