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swamp turkey 

stop being a swamp turkey.
swamp turkey by samiqueen September 14, 2020

Turkey Swamp

Rock n' roll band founded by musicians from Freehold, New Jersey. Songs include Flat Footed Rock N' Roller, Stork, Swamp Blues, Canoeing, Reenactor, Makin' Naked Love Blues, Evelyn, The Dirty Water Serpents.
Turkey Swamp is synonymous with Trash rock, dirt rock, mud rock, skronk rock, rock. Minimalistic, blues-oriented, fall-apart rock. Crazy Horse, The Attractions, Led Zeppelin, Grateful Dead.
Turkey Swamp by Say Hey Willie! February 6, 2010

operation turkey swap 

During a presentation, it is the act of swapping in prepared data to stand in for actual data that would otherwise take time to process, in an effort to present to an audience seamlessly and avoid delays. The origins of "operation turkey swap" come from a television trick performed on cooking shows, where a prepared turkey could be immediately displayed without having to wait for any cooking time.
Without operation turkey swap, Business would've thought our application was slow!

turkey stamp 

n.
the ensuing mark placed on a human forehead, the result of a female smacking her vaginal lips onto said forehead. must be conducted by female with excessivly long "drapes". the female-generated form of the mushroom stamp. name give for the resemblance to slapping a patch of skin with a turkey's wattle (excess skin around/under the neck/beak). A distant cousing to the french dip.
She leaned in for the french dip but then opted to slam her giner onto my forehead, giving me one hell of a turkey stamp that lasted a week!!