A bad ass disease where the swag germs just kick the ever loving shit out of your white blood cells and you feel like utter piss for several days. It's mighty awesome, and even though you feel like your esophogus is being set on fire, your still proud to say you've had motherfuckin' swaggitis.
Sorry, i cant go to school today. I have swaggitis and its playing whack-a-mole with my lymph nodes.
by harry fucking potter April 27, 2010
When your dignity is all based on swag. A superficial person will often be seen as riding the swaggity train.
Person 1: He don't seem to care as long as he feel his own swag.
Person 2: Yeah, he is too self-absorbed to realise that he comes off superficial.
Person 1: Agree. He's all swaggity.
Person 2: Yeah, he is too self-absorbed to realise that he comes off superficial.
Person 1: Agree. He's all swaggity.
by John Didit October 30, 2013
The physical property was discovered by the MCHS senior class of 2011 while observing their colleague, Truman. It was determine that his own natural attraction to swag also branches out to people around him so they attract swag while in his general vicinity.
1: Nigga, where'd you get all that swag!?
2: Haven't you heard of Truman's Law of Singular Swaggity?
1: Damn, you been hanging with Truman? Lucky asshole! >.<
2: Haven't you heard of Truman's Law of Singular Swaggity?
1: Damn, you been hanging with Truman? Lucky asshole! >.<
by OiiKii September 29, 2011
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