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super pro unit 

in reference to a penis, is an appreciating comment which commends the owner on the impressiveness of his gentialia; in the policies of heterosexuality, only used in reference to one's self unless in a joke or sarcasm
"I whipped out my super pro unit the other day and you know all the ladies was like "DAMN!"

mega mega mega ultra super pro max airpods 

A hidden way to call someone's pair of airpods ripoffs.

But in a sarcastic way so that other people know too.
OH MY GOD HE HAS MEGA MEGA MEGA ULTRA SUPER PRO MAX AIRPODS !!! 🤯🤯🔥

Super Straight XS Pro Max 

You're straight af, to the point you only biological females are visible to you.
Girl: "I like this guy's shirt, would love to see you wearing his style."
Guy: "Can't see him, I'm Super Straight XS Pro Max"

super prostate 

An organ that develops from a swolen prostate and merges with other organs, thus creating a super prostate. It also gives you the power to fly for 4.6 seconds, but you can no longer control your bladder.
Doctor: I am sorry Ed. Your prostate is beyond surgical help as it has now formed a super prostate.
super prostate by soopyrmann September 15, 2009

Super Probably Level

A stupid ass level in the game Geometry Dash, specifically made to be confusing and with gameplay similar to that of a shit stain on a toilet and decoration that's purposefully made to hide all of the obstacles in a level and hurt your eyes. Currently in the extended demon list at around the 100 - 150th place range. Often considered to be a fun level to learn and practice and has even sparked a remaster of sorts in the form of "Maybe Possibly Thing".
1. Hey man I finally beat super probably level last week.

2. Oh shit, how many fingers am I holding up?

1. Uhm, 13?

super prowl 

Going to extraordinary lengths searching to have sexual relations with someone of the opposite sex.
Jared is on the super prowl, he has hooked up with so many girls in the past month, and tonight he is super prowlin on Courtney.
super prowl by Big Shockie March 10, 2009