Suicide Shit

As you begin your travel to the closest bathroom because you have to take a shit, start pushing to see if you can shit in the toilet before you shit your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, wanna hang out tonight?

Guy 2: Aw shit man, I can't. I failed the suicide shit and I fucking shitted my pants!

by I'm not Bob June 14, 2019

suicide shit bomber

one who enters a group of strangers and breaks wind and remains in place to watch the terror spread while friends watch the horror from a distance in enjoyment

matt waited long enough to play darts so he decided to pull a suicide shit bomber by the dart board to make it our turn.

by Professor McNasty November 11, 2006

suicidal shit

When you take a shit that is so fucking bad it makes you wanna commit suicide.

Man that was one hell of a suicidal shit it was that bad.

by Niggtoni October 16, 2020