Suicide Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while you shit your pants.
The date was going well until Jayson suggested a Suicide Blumpkin.
by MANvsBlumpkin August 26, 2012
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Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you
Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself
by John Crump March 31, 2025
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