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suckathon 

When a girl sucks a man's penis for a very long time. Some of these events gather audiences.
Hey Bob, can't talk just heading home to get some popcorn, then I'm heading to the Jefferson's suckathon.
suckathon by thefunnykid June 23, 2008

Sickation 

Using sick time at work to get a paid vacation because you are about to lose your accumulated sick time or because you want days off but have no more vacation time.
I really want to get away next week but I used all my vacation time, I'll just take a sickation.
Sickation by benny_hill_show June 28, 2008

Suckatron 

When all you do is suck a dick. It must be at least twenty dicks in 24 hours.
Marta: "Jeez, that girl is a real suckatron! She sucked like.. 33 dicks!"
Suckatron by fikzexx June 18, 2016

Sickation 

The act of using one's sick hours or sick days at work as a vacation day(s)
"I have 83.8 sick hours"
"Dude! You need to take a sickation!"
Sickation by celticguy11 January 21, 2013

Suckation 

adj. A level of sucking far worse then sucking alone. Measured in SU (Suck Units). Generally used in terms of people who are new to roleplaying, and thusly considered newbs or noobs.

If you suck, then you just suck. But if someone has to assign you a level of suckation, then you suck bad. For every level of suckation (Going from 1SU to 10SU, you have to multiply what it takes to suck by itself that number of times.)

Suckation Rankings:
*1SU - Frequently mispelled words. Poor punctuation. Short, nondescript posts. Occasional use of shorthand.(U R KOOL, for example.)

*2SU - Piss poor spelling. Almost non-existant punctuation. Horrid posts. Even more shorthand.

*3SU - Spelling like a dead cat. Punctuation - What's that? Posts look like this: 'beems kill u.' Shorthand rules.

*4SU - Anyone pulling PowerGame shit automatically moves directly to Suckation level 4. RolePlay is called RolePlay only because of the In Character Status. Kill me.

*5SU - Um, huh? Watching this person post is like nails on a chalkboard. PowerGaming prevails, along with excessive 'Im gunna suicide un less n e one cares' or other pity-party like quotes.

*6SU - Solo RP's (If they can be called that) spam the chat. Each post is short. Each post sucks. Each post makes anyone with a brain want to clean out their ears with a Roto-Rooter.

*7SU - Just seeing the offenders name is enough to make your hair stand on end. You wish you were blind.

*8SU - The person is forced to claim retardation to fend off insults.

*9SU - To be determined.

*10SU - One who is known to do make the same newbish moves and actions outside of the game as inside it.

Many of these definations modified from the original list to make them more universally applicable.
Wow, Ahaz the Druid Demon...That creates a whole new level of suckation right there.
Suckation by SilentJ7 August 28, 2006

Sucktional 

Sucktional- The amount and form of sucking required while giving head.
Damn that girls mouth made such an amazing sucktional vortex that she pulled my soul right out of me. Or she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Sucktional by dirtyd1027 April 18, 2012