A distance that can be traveled on foot when drunk. Often stumbling occurs which slows down the process.
Guy 1: Want to go to the pub?
Guy 2: Nah, let's just drink at the sports bar, it is within stumbling distance from my house.
Guy 2: Nah, let's just drink at the sports bar, it is within stumbling distance from my house.
by AtlasRider July 24, 2009
Sta-um-ble distance : a unit of measure. The distance in which an inebriated individual can successfully navigate from a water hole (point a) to the location of residence or car. (Point b)
Ron: hey dude, you sure you want to keep drinking?
Jon: yeah brah, I'm within stumble distance to my apartment.
Jon: yeah brah, I'm within stumble distance to my apartment.
by BRAD*&)*&#)&# December 9, 2014