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stripnotize 

strip⋅no⋅tize strip-nuh-tahyz

-noun.
1. A brand of platform shoes, typically worn by strippers and sometimes referred to as porno shoes, manufactured by Maison De Vasan Inc.

-verb, -tized, -tiz⋅ing.
1. To be put into a hypnotic state by a stripper, usually with intentions motivated by financial reasons.

see stripnotized - The usual result of being stripnotized is coming home covered in glitter, smelling like cocoa butter with an overdraft bank account.
"I'm gonna stripnotize this customer into paying for a boob job."
stripnotize by fullcircle347 February 13, 2009
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stripnotized 

Being hypnotized by the lights and ladies of a strip club. The usual result of being stripnotized is coming home covered in glitter, smelling like cocoa butter with an overdraft bank account.
Sean got stripnotized at the bachelor party this weekend and spend all of his money on lapdances.
stripnotized by planza January 3, 2009

shipnotized 

When you "fall in love" with a person on a cruise ship. They seem so dreamy and perfect until the cruise is over, then you realize they are just another shit head and only seemed nice due to the lavish surroundings on the cruise.
"How did you hook up with him, hes a fat slob"
"I was shipnotized"
shipnotized by click commando October 30, 2013

Stripnotist 

One that people become more and more hypnotized by as they take off their clothes.
"That girl was such a stripnotist, I couldn't keep my eyes off her."
Stripnotist by Stripnotist April 3, 2009

scripnotised

When you get so interested by a book, that suddenly nothing exists around you any more.
Damn, that book got me scripnotised.
scripnotised by JingleFairy May 11, 2015
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