Strawberry Bald

When a man (or unfortunate woman) has strawberry blonde hair but is gradually going bald.

I used to have loads of hair but now I'm just strawberry bald.

by Horton-Evans February 16, 2009

bald strawberry

A red headed person (Ginger) with no pubic hair.

I got this burly Ginger home last night, but it turns out he was a bald strawberry.

by buffalohides January 02, 2014

Bald strawberry

An irritated penis head resulting from a rough dry humping session.

Me and Shania hooked up last night, and dry humped so hard on the couch that I woke up with a bald strawberry.

by Websterman November 22, 2015