Strautzing

To, while sober, attempt to have sex with inebriated girls.

Douche: I had to go to work the next day, so I was sober all night.
Designated Driver: Didn't you hook up with that drunk chick?
Douche: Yeah, I was strautzing.

"No, I didn't rape her. I was just strautzing."

by Super Josh S. June 8, 2009