straight cred 

Some shit that a straight man flashes when he's hanging with bro's and begins to suspect that the bro's suspect he's gay. He will then proceed to make a comment--usually of a lewd sexual nature--about a woman to publicly confirm his straightness to the other bro's and assuage fears that he wants their body.

Male Cashier: "Man, that's a real nice scarf. I've never seen anyone match their scarf to their sweatshirt so well."

*awkward pause*

Bro: "Um.. thanks.."

*hot girl walks by*

Male Cashier: "Oh hey look, the college girls are back in town. Looks like some fine ass scenery!"

--

The Male Cashier realized that he sounded a bit too interested in the bro's fashion choice. He brought out his straight cred to fix this critical error.

straight cred by MotherEarthFracker December 28, 2009

straight cred 

One or more females associated with a guy or group of guys to create an image of heterosexuality.

Katie Holmes, Bar Refaeli, any chick with a pack of dudes

EXAMPLE 1:
Jim: Hey, look at that hot chick riding in the back of that sausage wagon!

Tony: Yeah, that's their straight cred.

EXAMPLE 2:
Dax begrudgingly brought his girlfriend with him to the lake as straight cred. He knew what a bunch of dudes in a giant boat shaped like a penis would look like to onlookers.

straight cred by Skeeball March 30, 2011

Straightred 

n.: A contraction of the words "straight hatred". Straightred is often exhibited by a hater. Straightred is characterized by unfettered and blatant haterism with no attempts to be cordial or to sugar coat; hating on something with no other provokation other than to exude hate and negative energy.

"Yo, why you gotta hate on my day-glo green shoelaces dawg? That's straightred...you know they're hot"

Straightred by Thisisjohnsmith April 10, 2007

Straightred 

Intense, seething hatred for straight people, especially straight males. This is characterized by housing discrimination and fantasies related to the eroticism of straight male degradation. This view is often held by people of Gay Culture who feel <b>disdain</b> towards the heterosexual male and his dominating tendencies.

" I just felt such straightred in that boutique with Melanie."

" Sky held straightred for Nick because of Nick's aggressive domination in household matters."

"I have such straightred for this place, it's as though everyone is waiting to be fertilized."

Straightred by Zeke Bobby November 20, 2007