Stitioner 

Someone who is superstitious/follows superstitions.

Alex= Why did you scream when you saw the black cat?
Bob= Because i’m a stitioner, OK?
Alex= Oh ok.

Stitioner by Pseudo Bseudo December 31, 2018

stationeria 

(n.) a subtype of hysteria (as in dissociative disorder) characterized by severe infatuation and obsession with novelty stationery items, for which a novelty stationery buff likely suffers from

(stationeria is a portmanteau coined by blending the words stationery and hysteria)

Many crafters, designers, and avid stationery collectors suffer from stationeria as they are completely obsessed with novelty stationery items that are over the top cute, so much so that they are willing to spend top dollar to import these items from overseas, to buy from online auction, or even to line up for days on end outside stationery pop-up stores. People who suffer from stationeria are crazed fans of novelty stationery items.

stationeria by stationeria May 9, 2019

Stationary starvation 

A restaurant where no one gets fed and the employee turnover is higher than anywhere else. Instead of A Moveable Feast Natural Cafe' and health store.

Stationary starvation is the worst restaurant I have ever been to. Service is so bad.

Stationary starvation by PWS27 April 8, 2017

urban shitionary 

a reference to any made up bullshit words that get added to urban dictionary just so someone can say i put that on there even though its not original, clever or funny.

Sylacauga , thats such an urban shitionary post

urban shitionary by Soulwalrus May 20, 2009

Stationary bike potato

Person who watches television while working out at home on a stationary bike, on the base of a rating system in which tv shows get labeled as "worth watching from the couch" or "can totally be seen during exercise".

The tv shows belonging to this last category are watched just to keep track of the story while waiting for the occasional good episode that justifies remaining attached to a series that outrunned it's original concept, or for that one-per-episode cool computer graphic effect. They can be followed just fine by listening and looking at the screen every 5 seconds or so. In the case of movies, they usually are cheap B movies often downloaded from the internet or rented by mistake.

The key concept of this activity is multitasking, originating from the fact that:
a) one has not enough couch-time to watch tv from a sitting position
b) one lacks the determination to stay put and watch a now boring show just to see how it ends
c) one wants something to distract him from the pains of fat-burning.

See also: treadmill potato, elliptical potato.

Tim: John, long time no see! Did you lose weight?

John: I really needed to free some space on my TiVo, so i stationary bike potato'ed my way through the last season of Prison break and Heroes.
--
Michael: Well, time to go, i need to burn some fat.
Ryan: The office is on tonight, are you gonna watch it while you exercise?
Michael: Hey, i might be a stationary bike potato, but The office will *always* get some couch time from me.

Stationary bike potato by keichix November 1, 2009

Stationerophilia 

A lover of stationery, one who likes to collect quirky notebooks, pens and all innovative stationary items

I have stationerophilia, I cant't stop collecting stationery items!

Stationerophilia by crash_overdrive February 13, 2020

The Stationary Stan 

Instead of a regular handjob in which the woman does the work, she will simply hold her hand out while the man does a thrusting motion into it. Like a backwards handjob.

"Dude, I tried out the Stationary Stan the other day. It was more work for me but it felt awesome!"

The Stationary Stan by Conmad25 February 19, 2009