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When one constantly feels the urge to take a dump, but while sitting the toilet, does nothing but fart.
Ted whispering in bathroom: "Here I sit broken hearted, tried to shit, but only farted. I get so tired of stimulating constipation."
Martha: "Ted! You're talking to yourself again!"
Ted: "Sorry Dear."
by Chili2 June 06, 2017
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