The Act of receiving oral sex then grinding fresh peppercorn into participants nose which causes them to sneeze all over your dong, they then grind fresh peppercorn into your face which causes you to sneeze and ejaculate all over their face at the same time.
If I had ever known the kind of strenuation I would have to deal with just to get on this frigging airplane, I would have had myself packed in dry ice and drop-shipped first!!
If you kids strenuate us like this the whole time we're in Disneyworld, Daddy and I are going to just ditch you in Fantasyland and you'll have to walk back to Las Vegas.