Steeze is your current situation, your long term prospects, buddha, the perfect word for everything.
What's your steeze?
You have no steeze.
I wish I had a steeze.
This party has no steeze.
Pass the steeze.
by art dept November 27, 2003
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the art of being steezing.
TL Chronic, Pistol T, and steezE have steeze
by Jeremy Wynn March 1, 2011
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When you think you're going to sneeze but you don't. Combination of the words sneeze and tease.
I had a steeze a while ago.
I hate those more than I hate teases.
by jonted February 24, 2011
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1.(v) Exclamatory remark used to celebrate the completion of an arduous and difficult task.

2. (adj) A person who is dressed or acting in a manner that is generally considered degenerative or sleazy.
1. Dude, we steezed that shit up!

2. That guy is mega steezen...
by Hueg Polkins February 12, 2007
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plural: steezes, steezae;

a crevasse, esp. a woman's crevasse.
The grand canyon is one of the world's largest steezes.

Girl, I want to roll up deep into your steeze.
by Spoonie Luv January 4, 2005
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a poser. somone whos full of themselves nd thinks they're the shit but everyone can see right through them. a wannabee player who thinks hes smooth. a idiot. typically a word thats used as an insult
1. that guy was such a steeze! i couldnt wait for him to leave!
2. What a steeze. he aint fooling anyone.
by shabambeyatch August 1, 2008
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Often improperly used to define how amazingly fruity skiers look when they hit rails. (and believe me, they do) Steeze is used to define the style a skater or snowboarder used to pull off a trick.

Also: the steeze, steezy, off the steeze meter
shit, son! that backside 540 flip was the steeze!

damn, that was a steezy noseblunt.

He's an old dude, but Jay Liska is way off the steeze meter.
by Steezin' for no Reason June 4, 2004
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