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steam sale 

me: oh there is a steam sale

STEAM: YES COME TO ME AND I SHALL f!@# YOUR WALLET
steam sale by the homeless dump January 4, 2014
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Steam Sale 

A steam sale is a way of taking your money applied by Steam/Valve. The offers are just too good and too tempting!
Person 1: Wow did you check out the new steam sale yesterday?
Person 2: Don't even talk about the steam sale, I spent £70 yesterday on games!
Steam Sale by RaVeNN February 9, 2014

Steam Sale 

Steam's way to hack into people's brains and screw their credit cards.
Person: "Summer is coming. And there's gonna be a steam sale! Even be-"

Person 2:"Wear this tin foil hat will ya?"
Steam Sale by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021

Steam Summer Sale

The ultimate example of wallet rape.
Guy 1: Hey man, where ya been?
Guy 2: T-t-too many... g-g-games. The p-prices!

Guy 1: Ah. The Steam Summer Sale I see.

Steam Summer Sale

A steam event which makes you regret all the games you bought when it wasnt the steam summer sale
A: I spent 50 euros on a game that is 5 euros now beacause its steam summer sale
B: F
Steam Summer Sale by Kruskica June 24, 2021

Steam Sales 

The happiest time of year for PC gamers.
Gabe Newell: Let the steam sales begin!
Steam Sales by Noobly1224 April 28, 2020

Kitchener steamsleeve

The act of taking a shit into the foreskin of a male
Hey Oliver I’m really feeling that Taco Bell from earlier, can I give you a Kitchener steamsleeve
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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