stanley steemer
stanley steemer by Bradley3 October 29, 2004
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Stanley Steemer
Related to the Cleveland Steamer, the Stanley Steemer is when a male craps on his female lovers bush, then proceeds to sit down and rocks back and forth and "steam cleans" the carpet.
Stanley Steemer by CaptainCarl April 7, 2008
Stanley Steemer
When you have sex with a girl on the floor doggy-style, pull out, pull her hair so she looks back, cum on her face, then rub it into the carpet. Named after the carpet cleaning company, Stanley Steemer.
I need to call Stanley Steemer today because I gave that girl from the bar a stanley steemer last night.
Stanley Steemer by wearafuckinghatontuesday November 4, 2011
Stanley Steemer
Filling the office Vacuum Cleaner or Steam Cleaner with shit, as a result, putting loads of feces into the Office Carpets, making the Janitor's job worse.
Stanley Steemer by OhioButtholeTicklingBandit January 18, 2023
Swinghaven Stanley Steemer
Refers to well attended affluent middle-age suburban swinger party often thrown in McMansions residing in gated communities when at it's conclusion will require a rented upholstery cleaner for the purpose of removing stains on a costly set of ostentatious sex furniture.
"Haha, I heard your parents went to that Swinghaven Stanley Steemer on Saturday."
"Jerry I have you on the schedule for 9:00 am Monday morning! We got us a Swinghaven Stanley Steemer over on Songbird Lane. Don't be late and don't forget to pack extra sanitizer!"
"Jerry I have you on the schedule for 9:00 am Monday morning! We got us a Swinghaven Stanley Steemer over on Songbird Lane. Don't be late and don't forget to pack extra sanitizer!"
Swinghaven Stanley Steemer by da Fonze December 3, 2023
flat stanley steamer
while a flat stanely character is placed on the chest of a sex partner, take a dump on it. Take a picture and send it to a kid to show where its been.
flat stanely needed some new scenery. he was placed on a nice pair of breasts and dumped on. i think he enjoyed himself getting a flat stanley steamer.
flat stanley steamer by stokesdawgkillah April 8, 2010
Stanley Steamers Coffee Creamer
Verb: The act of pouring steaming hot coffee into your partners asshole, and ejaculating endlessly inside their ass till the coffee and ejaculate mix pushing it back out into your cup ready to drink.
Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.
Stanley Steamers Coffee Creamer by M.T. Sinjac November 28, 2015
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